LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!

Monday afternoon – Tardy, I got myself reviewing my old articles when I suddenly bumped into this one. It’s just a little funny re-reading my old stuff and suddenly realizing that everyone around me has been staring at me as I was making couple of silly grins all throughout, ALONE.
Stupid. haha
Well, stupido I may be that doesn’t matter at all. We, Filipinos love to laugh. Yeah, my boyfriend is a breathing proof to that, believe me, he laughs so good. “hahaha hehehe hohohoh” He really is a humorous person…that one person who easily giggles at my most ridiculous joke. What is my life without him!
REGRESSION! This is not supposed to be about him. Anyway, as I was saying we find pleasure laughing, emphasizing things that are obviously flaunting to the eyes. And then we laugh. We may look stupid but as I repeat, that doesn’t matter at all.
Like the following instances:
 At the movie house, when we see some acquaintances or friends, we usually ask them this ever stupid question: “Hey, what are you doing here?” Heavens! That is a movie house then people are supposed to watch movies inside. I wonder what people are thinking when they come to ask this stuff.

 Another thing is when a heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your foot. Then a proceeding question pops out of foolishness: “Oh I stepped on your foot does it hurt?” Oh my holy God! You are a complete insane if this is the first thing to get to your mind… Imagine your weight plus gravity… So just a sort of tips for you guys out there, if someone makes this question out of same circumstances, just answer this with an eyebrow raising as high as it could get: “oh no, that didn’t hurt at all ‘cause I am in total anesthesia…why don’t you try again.” Believe me guys, stupid persons are really everywhere. Beware because they could be just your seatmates.

 One situation is at a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks…”Why, why him, of all people.” Hello? Why? Someone’s asking why him? Then who? Would it rather have been you? In reality, everyone would come to a point when he would need to bid farewell to the earth.

 And here’s another one. At a family get-together, some distant aunt meets you after years and exclaims…”oh my! You’ve become so big.” Duh! Earth to Auntie… Of course, you will grow big in years’ time or I guess your auntie must have shrunk herself.

 That was one ridiculous idea. Well here’s sillier than that. When a friend announces her wedding, another friend suddenly asked…”Is the guy you’re marrying good?” Oh boy! Who would have wanted to marry a bastard and in case he is a wife-beating one, would he admit it? Just a teensy of common sense dear friends.

 Sometimes a little rational sense is what our everyday life requires us to have… Just like in here, when you get woken up at midnight by a phone call, the caller would hastily ask you, “Sorry for this late call, Are you sleeping?” Dumb witted moron! How are you supposed to answer the phone if you are still sleeping?

 That was one dead stupid. Another goes something like this, when a friend saw me with a shorter hair, out of her birdbrain mind, she unconsciously asked me, “Hey have you had a haircut?” Oh my! How would my hair get shorter if I didn’t get a haircut or maybe my friend thought its autumn and my hair have just fallen. That’s hilarious!

 Here another one. At the clinic, when the dentist is sticking sharp-pointed objects in your mouth, he would then ask, “Tell me if it hurts?” God! Mr. Dentist! Oh No it doesn’t hurt… It is just bleeding the hell out.

 And here’s my last piece. You are smoking a cigarette and a friend asks…
”Oh, so you smoke.” Just simply have this answer, “Gosh, it’s a miracle….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!” Why do they have to reiterate the obvious?
Well folks, these are just some of the stuff that has customarily catches my juvenile and humorous attention… Fine, hold it my friends, no hard feelings, I am just quoting what has been said and just trying to emphasize the obvious. Laugh out loud!

Thank you very much!

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